Bite this!

• 05:50 2nd trip to ER on 11/17 and still no Dx. Waiting for radiology to call back to schedule a CT scan. #

Dear Dad,

Seriously? You're going to buy a new computer instead of adding extra RAM to the one we've already got? All we need is two or three more gigs of ram on the desktop and it will run fine. But no, you want to spend a couple hundred more than that would cost and just get a new one because you don't want to go through and install the extra RAM?

If you're going to do that, I want to hear absolutely nothing from you when I get myself an expensive cell phone.

Nothing. At all.

Love,
Your Daughter

Um yeah. So the studio is closing it's doors forever Wednesday. I work tomorrow and 2 hours Wednesday and then that's it. I'm out of a job.

I've been crying for the better part of a half hour now and we're all in shock. I have so much I could say but right now I don't want to write it out or I'll start crying again and I just managed to stop.

fuck.

I suppose I owe you all a writeup of how the gem show went. Even if I don't I will do one anyway.

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Current Mood: accomplished

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Current Mood: frustrated

Dear cousin,

LEARN. TO. FUCKING. SPELL. AND. USE. PROPER. GRAMMAR.

Also, stop being a slut. I can see all your little shenanagians going on in your facebook updates. You're like what, 14? Eurgh. Stop it, now.

Love,
Your bigger, older and wiser cousin

My tweets from yesterday for non-Twitterers:

• 12:36 @jorah Yes, I reviewed that one for Blogcritics. I thought it was pretty silly. :-) #
• 13:03 @pagan_paul granted, that was when computers had 64K of RAM. *g* #
• 19:10 46 years ago today, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. #
• 19:15 It never occurs to large people that snide jokes & cracks about thin/small people are just as offensive as insults toward fat/large people #
• 19:16 Good thing I don't identify by gender, because I keep getting told that the only "REAL women" are over size 14 #
• 19:18 Do the right thing just to stay healthy & not be a burden on others, & everyone hates you. Don't expect any credit for losing weight! :-( #
• 19:22 My gym/living room is now a gym/studio. Moved things around so scanner, music keyboard, recording set-up, projector, etc more accessible #
• 19:23 Trouble is, animals now very upset. I moved the chair that Magda *always* eats under, moved other stuff bunny used for cover--horrors! #
• 22:31 @morvenwestfield because they're cool enough to be worth suffering for. :-) #
• 01:58 WOW. Just tried scanning page of old, photocopied text & ran it thru MS Office OCR feature, & it works *perfectly!* I'm amazed! #
• 02:20 How did Google Chrome get installed on my netbook, Pig? Gods, now *software* is following me home! 8-( #
• 02:42 WOW. I *finally* got Audacity to export a .wav file to .mp3! Now I can compress all this music I'm ripping & load up my mp3 player... #
• 02:43 ...& then see if the car radio mp3 player dingus will work! Man, my geek mojo is ON tonight. Now when did I download Chrome, exactly...? #
• 02:46 Speaking of music ripping & geek mojo: a USB turntable that connects to your PC so you can digitize your old vinyl LPs: is.gd/51zfP #
• 02:47 @kenncrawford thanks, Kenn! I just had to beat up on Audacity & make it do what it was supposed to. It was a matter of principle. :-) #

This was made for me as part of a running joke, so I have to share. Thanks to thecaffeinecat for teh funneh!


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Shut up. SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! You're forty years old, for Christ's sake! You should KNOW better than to TALK OVER THE TEACHER. I'm HALF YOUR AGE and I STILL know when to SHUT THE HELL UP. There's a difference between asking a question and TRYING TO CORRECT THE TEACHER, WHICH YOU TRY AND FAIL TO DO EVERY TIME. Seriously, just shut up and listen, would you? If you'd close your mouth for about half a second, you'd realise that she's actually teaching us stuff. It's not chit-chat, it's not idle banter or some unrelated story, it's education! Feel free to talk over the chit-chat, I don't care, but why is it you only open your mouth when the rest of us are actually trying to listen to her? Look, you may have read the book, but in case you haven't noticed, or rather, didn't hear the teacher say so over your chatter, the book became irrelivent to the course about a month ago. We've moved past it. To infinity and beyond.

And it's not just me. The teacher has done everything short of shoving a sock down your throat and screaming at you to become a mute to make you quiet down. You, my oblivious friend, fail to pick up the subtle signals like "Hold on a sec, I'm getting there" and "Could you be quiet for a moment?" Honestly, the chick with pink hair shows more respect than you.

This is college. Shut up and pay attention.

The Classmate That Sits Across From You

Dear kids on the bus:
Stop fucking staring at me as if i have 3 fucking eyes and horn sticking out of my head. Do your mom ever tell you that it is very rude to stare at people?
I bet she doesn't huh.
You fucking twat!
Annoy:
Bus rider who hate being stare at.

Current Mood: annoyed

Selling a men's szM Shrine Coat, it's Red Brocade, if anyone's interested click link!

Thanks
Seage

Dear K--

Current Mood: amused

You seriously are an idiot.

Honestly, all you need to do is take like.. five seconds before you say something, and you might not sound retarded.

The things you say just.. astound me.

Serious.

Retard.

Dear Internet

Could you stop going on a go slow? You've been fine since we got you and now you go screwy.

No love
The person still owed money for your bill

~*~

Dear Guild

Seriously, you lost the locker room key? How could you not take someone's card for the key? We have hundreds of pounds worth of equipment in those lockers. About three societies use it and you had no key at all in the entire building. Why did you not replace the key when you knew the old spare broke ages ago? And why have you allowed another society to have their own key cut? If you haven't let them or got a new key cut, prepare for all hell to break lose when I come in tomorrow as I will grass them up and you to the Guild president. (I will also be mega miffed if I can't get into the locker room for wires - see two rants down)

No love
A student questioning why her uni sucks

~*~

Dear Girl who was in afforementioned locker room

Instead of telling me to ask downstairs for a key, you could've actually let us into the locker room. The fact you avoided telling me what soc you were in tells me everything. Prepare to lose your privlege bitch.

So grassing you up to Dave (coz he likes me)

~*~

Dear German tutor

Thank you for forgetting to book out a laptop and projector for my presentation on Wednesday. You've known since week one when we were doing presentations, why not book in advance? It wouldn't bother me, but I'm doing it on Rammstein. Y'know, a band who must be seen visually. A large part of it is showing videos, videos which are on DVDs which cannot easily be navigated. Be grateful I have the anime projector and only need the wires to hook it up.

Considering reporting this to the student reps
Your student

Yes. You. You know who you are.

Well, congratulations. You just applied for a Pan-Fandom roleplay.

Do you remember the one back in September? Yes. Yes you do.

Do you remember what happened in it? Of course you do. It bugs your memory each and every day.

So why are you joining another?

I don't get you.

I seriously hope you remember what happened last time and make sure it DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

Sincerely.
Yourself.

Current Mood: bitchy

Something wrong with the carousel part of carousel of progress. Very loud thumping as you turn and feels bumpy rather than smooth. Weird. Text msg from M

Holy cow. Magic kingdom is *packed* today!! Long lines, big crowds just all around really busy. Not sure we can get to ride much today. Text msg from M

Please stop sticking your wife in EVERY MOVIE YOU MAKE. I like her and all, but I'm really sick of hearing her voice.

Still looking forward to Alice in Wonderland..

Pouff

Tomorrowland noodle terrace is open today but only serving burgers and chicken nuggets. no asian menu!! Text msg from M

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